yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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