I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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