Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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