I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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