My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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