But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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