so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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