State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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