Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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