Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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