the new term for farting is butt boxing.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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