wake up i wanna do it froggy style
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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