Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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