we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
God, I missed his penis.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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