Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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