You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I understand Curling. That high.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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