I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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