I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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