I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I checked into jail on foursquare
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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