Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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