piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
