his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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