He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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