google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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