Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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