Do vagina's smell?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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