my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I don't deserve a penis
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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