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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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