I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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