Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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