Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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