you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
that's an acceptable place to lick
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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