he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I think weed is turning my hair brown
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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