It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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