I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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