Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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