I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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