Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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