i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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