think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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