He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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