got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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