He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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