now i know why i became what i already was.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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