HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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