I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Randomize
