So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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