The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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