Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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