omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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