He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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