He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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