Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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