Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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