bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think I am morally bankrupt
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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