I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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