can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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